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@microchipgnu

Peter Steinberger tweet: don't waste time with crypto

Who is this guy?

OpenClaw star history vs Linux and React

Built PSPDFKit. Raised €100M+ from Insight Partners.
Then built OpenClaw, now the fastest-growing open-source project on GitHub.

At first I was shocked.

Then annoyed.

Then I could
partly agree.

Lisbon, 2016

Broke college student.
A friend told me about
Ethereum over a beer.

He was up 3x. But then he said: "The technology might interest you."

Discovery

The first thing that excited
me wasn't making money.

It was saving money.

Deploy once. Users pay for compute. As a broke student, that idea was everything.

But...

Imagine paying every
time you open a
web page
.

That's what blockchains asked users to do.

The industry thought this was a feature. For seven years.

The pattern

Every cycle promised something real

ICOs (2017) Programmable fundraising.
Anyone can raise capital globally.

$8.2B raised in 2017

DeFi (2020) Composable finance.
Lend, borrow, trade without banks.

$15B TVL in 6 months

NFTs (2021) Digital ownership.
Provable scarcity on the internet.

$25B volume in 2021

Metaverse (2021) Spatial web.
Digital worlds with real economies.

$3T market cap peak

Real breakthroughs. Real technology.

But...

Every cycle went wrong the same way

ICOs 80% identified as scams.
86% below ICO price within a year.

Bitconnect. OneCoin. EOS.

DeFi 10,000% yield farms.
Ponzinomics dressed as innovation.

98% of food farms dead

NFTs JPG speculation.
Right-click save was a fair point.

Market down 95% from peak

Metaverse Empty virtual real estate.
Hundreds of concurrent users.

Meta walked it all back

Same breakthroughs. Wrong user.

Mintbase, 2018 - 2021

We built utility NFTs for three years.
The market ignored us.

Deadmau5 x Portugal. The Man on Mintbase Mintbase bus wrap

Until we did a collection with Deadmau5. 1M NFTs minted.

The market didn't want utility. It wanted spectacle.

You can be
technically right
for years and still
feel like you
wasted your time.

2022

The collapse

$3T LUNA 3AC CELSIUS FTX $800B
Terra / Luna $40B evaporated
Three Arrows Bankrupt
Celsius $4.7B frozen
FTX $8B missing

Uniswap never stopped. Ethereum never went down. Aave kept processing.

The protocols never crashed.
People did.

You build the engine,
someone else crashes
the car, and the
headline is
"cars are dangerous."

Late 2022

Then ChatGPT arrived.

I built blockchain plugins for it.
AI constructing on-chain transactions.

OpenAI took them down.

"Financial plugins." Same lesson crypto taught for a decade: don't build on someone else's platform.

ChatGPT blockchain plugin by microchipgnu

Every crypto cycle was
the right idea at the
wrong time, built for
the wrong user.

AI agents don't mind
paying for compute.
That's literally
what they do.

HTTP specification, 1997

402

Payment Required

"Reserved for future use"

Dormant for 28 years.

Now AI agents need to buy things.

x402 in action

AGENT SERVER 1 GET /api/search no auth, no API key, no account 2 402 Payment Required pay 0.003 USDC on Solana to 0xa1b2...c3d4 3 0.003 USDC sent wallet signs + broadcasts on-chain 4 200 OK + data delivered <1s receipt: 0xf3e4...a7b8

No account. No API key. No human. Just HTTP + Stablecoins.

Today

The scale

1B+

402 responses / day

$33T

Stablecoin settlement

$320B

Stablecoin market cap

Stripe launched x402 support. Using USDC. On Base. Stripe isn't competing with crypto. Stripe is building on crypto.

In 1999, $1.5T went
into telecom. Most
companies died.
But they laid fiber
under every ocean
.

That fiber powered YouTube, Netflix, and Zoom. The bubble was the business model for the infrastructure.

frames.ag

Wallets and tools
for AI agents.

Open payment rails that software actually wants to use.

claude code

$ claude "research competitor pricing for our product launch,

scrape their landing pages, generate a comparison video,

and draft a go-to-market strategy doc"


Searching web for competitor data... exa-search $0.002


Scraping 12 landing pages... firecrawl $0.015


Generating comparison video... sora-v2 $0.12


Writing strategy doc... claude-opus $0.08


4 tools | 4 payments via Frames wallet | all txs on Solana confirmed


Done. competitor-analysis.mp4 + gtm-strategy.md saved.


Total: $0.217 | No API keys. No subscriptions. Just a wallet with a budget.

Frames traction

Today

1,796

Agents

92K

Transactions

$57K

Volume

200

Active 24h

Growing. Early. Real usage.

I didn't waste my 20s.

I just didn't know
who I was building
for
yet.

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